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March 31, 2016 5 Real Facts About Michael Bloomberg

March 25, 2016 The Sh***y Sixteen of the University of Michigan

March 15, 2016 An Open Letter to Chubbies Wearers

March 10, 2016 Answering the University of Michigan Class of 2020's Burning Questions

March 8, 2016 How to Spot A Freshman On Facebook

March 6, 2016 The Michigan Senate Has Voted to Decriminalize Minor in Possession Charges

Feb 25, 2016 We’re feminists and We Spent 45 Minutes in Milo Yiannopoulos’ Hotel Room

Feb 11, 2016 Milo Yiannopoulos Is Coming to the Michigan Campus

Feb 11, 2016 If DJ Khaled Is the Commencement Speaker, Here's What His Speech Would Look Like

Feb 10, 2016 What are the Presidential Candidates Giving Up for Lent?

Feb 9, 2016 5 Alternatives to Skinny Up Your Fat Tuesday

Feb 8, 2016 The Chipotle on State Is Closed Today

Feb 5, 2016 I Tried Meal Delivery Company 'HelloFresh' So You Don't Have To

Feb 5, 2016 Can You Identify These Unknown Presidential Candidates?

Feb 3, 2016 Welcome to Michigan, Rashan Gary

Feb 1,2016 The Valentine's Day Advent Calendar for Singles

Sep 30, 2015 Creeper Pics: A User Manual and Instructional Guide

Sep 11, 2015 The Great Frozen Pizza Taste Test

Sep 8, 2015 The Official McDonald's Breakfast-Lunch Menu Mashup

July 29, 2015 How To: Assert Dominance Over Your Roommate

July 23, 2015 Reminder To Michigan Students: It's Still Summer

July 9, 2015 What Your Tanning Spot Says About You

June 25, 2015 Top 5 Fun, Summery Ways to Get Arrested in Ann Arbor

June 22, 2015 Pizza House Becomes Cheesy Bread House, Pizza Sales Rise

June 12, 2015 6 Pieces Of Advice For Wolverines At Orientation

June 5, 2015 Diag Squirrels Invade Empty South Quad

April 15, 2015 Nic Cage Understands Your Final Struggles And So Can You

April 15, 2015 10 Cats More Equipped To Teach Than Your UMich GSI

April 2, 2015 A Recap Of The Ann Arbor Film Festival

March 23, 2015 Top 11: Places To Nap On Campus

March 11, 2015 An Open Letter To Girls With Tans

Feb 27, 2015 Your Spring Break Drunk Text Messaged Decoded

Feb 25, 2015 How Naked Is Tinder Actually?

Feb 18, 2015 The Secrets You Tell Your Cab Driver

Feb 2, 2015 Top 10 Things to Do On Snow Day

Jan 30, 2015 Menu Suggestions for the Less-Than-Motivated Super Bowl Host

Jan 29, 2015 Michigan Student Addicted to Porn After Looking at Too Much Food Porn

Jan 21, 2015 If Big 10 Schools Were SNL Cast Members

Jan 16, 2015 Merchandise That Should be Sold at the M Den

Dec 3, 2014 How to Look Sexy During Ugly Sweater Season

Nov 19, 2014 How Compatible are You and Your Cab Driver

Oct 23, 2014 How to Protect Your Fall Leaves

Oct 8, 2014 College Cooking 101

Oct 1, 2014 Brady Hoke: A Day in the Life

Sep 17, 2014 The Walk of Shame Drinking Game

Sep 15, 2014 Schlissel Unveils New Campus Emergency Alert System

Aug 25, 2014 Top 5: Very Real U of M Classes to Spice Up Your Fall Schedule

July 30, 2014 5 Essential Rules for Surviving Lollapalooza

July 17, 2014 An Inside Look at Sorority Life as Told by Total Sorority Move

July 14, 2014 A Definitive Ranking of the Weirdest Stores on South U

June 17, 2014 How to Survive Until Tailgate Season

June 3, 2014 Obama Unveils "Miracle Plan" for New College Ranking

May 20, 2014 Which Charley's Fishbowl are You?


Feb 22, 2016 What Does Business Casual Mean to You?


Feb 12, 2016 A Judgmental Map of Ann Arbor, MI

Dec 9, 2015 Sheep Beat: GSI Edition!

Dec 3, 2015 'Twas The Last Night of Finals

Nov 17, 2015 Making Michigan with Legos

July 16, 2015 Summer Job Venn Diagram

June 30, 2015 How Will You Embarrass Yourself This 4th of July?

Dec 12, 2014 The BluzzSheed: Christmas Edition