In fairness to them this wasn't completely shocking, I've had to sit through many a rap-filled car ride/pregame/incredibly terrible Netflix movie that I'll never be able to erase from my mind--lookin' at you, Al. But still, no matter where they go to see it, they will inevitably be the drunk freshman girl at her very first college football game. Sure, she may be the modern day Sheryl Yoast, but she's also wearing a tutu and has "go sports!" written across her face, so no one will even think to ask. Don't believe me?
Amber likes gymnastics, arugula, and getting her appendix out! The daughter of America's most beloved Scrabble master, Amber is straight outta the Long Island suburbs.
Ali likes egg whites, yoga, and the wizarding world of investment banking! Voted most likely to have already participated in a fencing tournament, Ali is straight outta the suburbs of New Jersey.
Brooke dislikes people, places, and things, but loves living in the same room as me! Asleep an average of 18 hours of the day, Brooke is straight outta Bumblefuck Michigan.
Glad we've cleared that up. Seeing as I refuse to sit through the movie, I won't be able to see their spectacle with my own eyes, so I can only imagine it'll look something like these, except, ya know, less natural:
This dog who just got stood up
This fox checking on his finances
This man waiting for someone to open the door
This seal who is also at Straight Outta Compton
This penguin who forgot how to penguin
This piece of pizza that was left out over night
This woman who exaggerated a bit on her Tinder profile