I already covered the American League, you know where this is going.
The 2015 MLB Butt Awards: Brought to You by the Mothers and Fathers of the Bootylicious National League Starters
The Sassy Classy Assy Award- Manager Bruce Bochy
A lady always crosses her legs.
The Baby's Bottom Award- C Buster Posey
To compliment his baby face.
The L'High of Dat Ass Award- 1B Paul Goldschmidt
What sort of integrity would I have if I didn't go for the easy Jew joke? Probably actual integrity.
The Rug Burn Award- 2B Dee Gordon
"You want a seat, Dee?" "Nah man I'm good I'll stand.
The Watch Me Whip Award- SS Jhonny Peralta
Nay nay not pictured.
The Yogi's Free Guest Award- 3B Todd Frazier
Do I yoga yet? Is this sculpting? Is this even right? Is anything about yoga right?
The 'It's Dirt I Swear' Award- OF Bryce Harper
There's always one guy, Bryce, there's always one guy...
The Oblivious Puppy Award- OF Matt Holliday
Awarded to the man who will wiggle his butt given any chance to catch the ball, even if it's the wrong type of ball.
The Most Beat Up Booty Award- OF Giancarlo Stanton
We're still looking for someone that's shocked you'll be out because of an injury.