The 2015 MLB Butt Awards | National League Edition


I already covered the American League, you know where this is going.

The 2015 MLB Butt Awards: Brought to You by the Mothers and Fathers of the Bootylicious National League Starters

The Sassy Classy Assy Award- Manager Bruce Bochy

Bruce Bochy

A lady always crosses her legs.

The Baby's Bottom Award- C Buster Posey

Buster Posey

To compliment his baby face.

The L'High of Dat Ass Award- 1B Paul Goldschmidt

What sort of integrity would I have if I didn't go for the easy Jew joke? Probably actual integrity.

The Rug Burn Award- 2B Dee Gordon

Dee Gordon

"You want a seat, Dee?" "Nah man I'm good I'll stand.

The Watch Me Whip Award- SS Jhonny Peralta

Jhonny Peralta

Nay nay not pictured.

The Yogi's Free Guest Award- 3B Todd Frazier

Todd Frazier

Do I yoga yet? Is this sculpting? Is this even right? Is anything about yoga right?

The 'It's Dirt I Swear' Award- OF Bryce Harper


There's always one guy, Bryce, there's always one guy...

The Oblivious Puppy Award- OF Matt Holliday

Matt Holliday

Awarded to the man who will wiggle his butt given any chance to catch the ball, even if it's the wrong type of ball.

The Most Beat Up Booty Award- OF Giancarlo Stanton

Giancarlo Stanton

We're still looking for someone that's shocked you'll be out because of an injury.