For my first challenge attempt, I decided to up the ante by choosing something I'm absolutely terrible at: drawing. I think this disclaimer really needs to be made because, being the epitome of beauty and greatness that I am, I know all of you out there were expecting a work comparable to that of the Mona Lisa, or the Taken trilogy, or Justin Bieber's hit single One Time. Sadly I was unable to live up to the Biebs, not this time at least. I really can't emphasize how bad I am not just drawing but pretty much anything involving or pertaining to art in general. My high school art teacher once held up my self-portrait and told the class it was "an example of what not to do." I rest my case.
I also chose this challenge because I figured of all the Internet challenges out there, this one required the least amount of obscure supplies--last time I checked I owned a pen and some sheets of paper. Somehow I forgot to take into account the whole "wearing a blindfold" bit and was left with nothing but a tank top and a spare hairband to work with. My dad once emailed me an article about how Google hires people who show creativity and innovation. Maybe I should forward them this blog post.
I recorded the entire challenge partly because I needed something to jog my memory when I had to go back and write about this, and partly because I was actually curious just how clueless I look in a blindfold. Turns out the video does a much better job of documenting it than I ever could. It also turns out that I won't be wearing anymore blindfolds in the foreseen future in an attempt to preserve what little dignity and appearance of intelligence I have left.
I think it's only fair that if I'm going to be accepting all these challenges I should at least be able to win them.
"I don't really care how I do, as long as I get the participation medal!" - No one ever.
Exactly. A points system seemed like the best way to rank this one, and since I have the drawing skills of a two year old of above-average intelligence, a good majority of the points will do.
- Spongebob: - 1 point
- Cheeseburger: + 1 point
- Ballerina Jim Harbaugh: + 1 point
- One Direction: + 1 point for the drawing, - 1 point for my knowledge of One Direction, + 1 point again...I'm too much of a sore loser to actually give up that point
- Castle: + 1/2 a point, I chock this one up to my aforementioned artistic abilities
Grand total: 3 out of a possible 5 points, a newly Martha Stewart-esque kitchen, and my artistic swagger forever immortalized on YouTube. Oh, and style points. I'm awarding myself all the style points.
Molly: 1 - Challenges: 0
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